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I don’t remember who got bit first but eventually, everyone did. You could play connect-the-dots on our son’s midsection. Tony Bear’s neck and ears blossomed with thumbprint-sized welts that itched ferociously. In time, both girls also suffered with itchee-owies. I was bitten a time or two.
At first we weren’t sure what was going on. Maybe the culprit was mosquitos: big, honking mosquitos.
And then one morning Junior-Man showed me the tell-tale smear of dried blood on his pillow case.
When we whipped the bed clothes back, we found an apple-seed-looking insect carcass. Junior-Man Googled it. “It’s a bedbug.”
My stomach tumbled. Not bedbugs. Please, no. I knew from a friend’s experience, this friend, how bad bedbugs could be.
I had driven to Washington, DC one weekend to testify on her behalf in a custody trial, but hadn’t stayed the night with her because her apartment complex was infested with bedbugs. She’d read online that several hotel chains were also infested. “No worries,” I told her, raking my scalp with my fingernails. “I’ll just round-trip it in a day.”
So how had the bugs invaded our house? Had they hitchhiked home with one of our daughters on a break from college? Had one stowed away in Tony Bear’s luggage when he traveled to officiate a college football game? Had they crawled into Junior-Man’s duffle bag when he went on an overnight field trip with his middle-school TSA club?
When I Googled “how to get rid of bedbugs,” it didn’t take me long to decide this was going to be a do-it-ourselves project. On average, exterminators charge $250 per bedroom, but the price can go higher with more furniture, more clutter, or a more severe infestation.
Instead, for a few hundred bucks, I was able to purchase several items on Amazon, the things other bedbug survivors recommended.
Committed to eradicating the infestation naturally, these were the steps we took.
- We stripped all the beds and washed the bedding in hot water, then tumbled it in the dryer for a very long time.
- We bagged up all rugs and stuffed animals. Some we threw away.
- We scrubbed all (hardwood) floors and wood trim with 91% isopropyl rubbing alcohol.
- We steamed all hard surfaces (floors, walls, bed frames, dressers, etc.) with a steam-machine purchased on Amazon.
- We sprinkled all floors, window sills, wood trim, etc. with diatomaceous earth, which is safe to use around animals.
- Tony Bear slid all our mattresses into micro-zippered encasement covers. Once zipped, bedbugs at any stage can’t get out or in.
- Beneath each bed leg, on all our beds, we placed a bedbug trapping cup.
Finally, life returned to normal.
But only for a short time. In the spring, one of the girls brought a friend home from college. At breakfast on Saturday, the girl asked what kind of laundry detergent I used.
“I think I may be having an allergic reaction to your sheets.”
When she lifted the hem of her shirt a few inches, her midsection resembled Junior-Man’s a few months prior.
Furtively, everyone in my family exchanged horrified glances. Junior-Man whimpered as he left the room.
During our eradication efforts, he’d slept on the sofa in the living room for weeks. It seemed he was doomed to couch-surf once more.
After the girls left to go back to college, I gathered my guys for a meeting. “I’ve had a change of heart,” I announced, “with regards to the bedbug battle.”
“It’s time to change tactics. No more Mr. Natural Guy.”
Though my initial bedbug-riddance research covered pesticide options, I had hesitated to go there. We had kids. We had pets.
But the look on Junior-Man’s face that morning, at the prospect of additional weeks or months of his bedroom being quarantined, pierced me. I couldn’t doom him to that fate again. And possibly, again and again.
For the sake of due diligence, I read at least one hundred of the Amazon reviews for the recommended insecticide, and I took notes of the suggestions offered by the reviewers. Then I purchased the chemical, a spraying gizmo, gloves, goggles, and a respirator mask for Tony Bear to wear.
Basically, he sprayed every single thing on the second level of our house: the hardwood floors, the wood trim, the walls and anything hanging on the walls, the furniture (especially the bed frames), etc..
While we waited for the chemical to dry, Junior-Man stayed outside in the yard and I kept all the animals in the basement. It took maybe two hours.
And then it was over, the bedbug reign of terror.
It was a horrible season in our life. We all were miserable from the itching and the lack of sleep. Every night once the lights went out, we would wait to see if we could hear them coming, feel them crawling, biting.
Not only that, we were miserable from hiding our secret. In my life, I’ve kept some pretty awful secrets, but this one was right up there.
I was so embarrassed, I told very few people about our pest problem. It somehow felt like it was our fault. Like maybe it happened because we’re dirty people.
It felt similar to the times our kids had lice. But worse. Much worse.
To me, lice are fairly easy to deal with. Treat the affected head, maybe twice. Do six loads of laundry. Bag some stuff up and sit it in the blazing sun or freezing cold for two weeks. But man, are bedbugs different.
Lice tend to stay on their “hosts.” Bedbugs dine and dash.
Lice cannot survive for more than 24 hours off of their food source. By contrast, bedbugs eat and run. They feed then hide on or in the mattress. Or inside the cracks of a bed frame, or in wall-to-wall carpet, switch plate covers, loose wallpaper. Even in books!
Though I heard bedbugs can live 18 months without feeding, this article says it’s more like two to six months. Either way, bedbugs suck (Pardon the pun.).
Not on my watch: How to make sure it doesn’t happen to you.
- Since Tony Bear travels frequently, he suggests NEVER placing your luggage on the floor in a hotel room. Use the luggage rack instead.
- A friend of mine also used to travel a lot for work. Before she even carried her things into a hotel room, she would go to the foot of the bed and take off the coverlet and sheets to examine the mattress for signs of infestation. I don’t want to creep you out by linking to images. If you want to see, Google them yourself. To me, bedbug evidence resembles a patch of mildew, or if black or gray powder was sprinkled over an area. Spots, smears, cloudy-looking areas.
- I know someone who works in the hotel industry. To protect his luggage, he always keeps it in the bathroom where everything is tile.
- This from my long-time gal pal mentioned above: When making travel plans, consult this website to find out which hotels in various cities have had recent bedbug incidents.
- Another source, who shall remain unnamed, says if you are ever checking into a hotel and hear the term “bluebirds” used by staff, immediately find a different place to stay.
That’s my story, folks. Sad but true. If you find yourself in a similar circumstance, contact me. You will have all my sympathy, all my empathy. If possible, I will drive to your house and assist you in your pest-riddance efforts. I’ll bring pretzel-Cheddar combos and mini Reeses’s Cups and while we work, we’ll binge-listen to my new favorite podcast: Fat Mascara.
I seriously doubt anyone will take me up on it, but you never know. If you’ve ever dealt with bedbugs, what worked for you?
Barbara Whittington says
SO sorry you had to go through this. One other friend had a similar experience but after home remedies they called in the big guns and got the job done.
Hope to never experience this but as much as we travel around these days one just has to be careful where we place our stuff.
Take care. Thanks for writing this. It will be helpful to many. Hugs.
Catherine Whitworth says
What a candid and helpful discussion of one of the many “unmentionables” that we for some reason, cloak in shame.
Thanks, ladies, for your sweet comments! And actually, they prompted me to remember another preventative measure. One should be very, very careful/wary when purchasing or accepting a previously owned mattress.
Cole // Cole Smith Writes says
Terrible! I’d be so overwhelmed, I’d burn the house down and move into a VW van…and if the van got infested, I’d let it coast off a cliff! It’s not your fault. Just a reminder that when we think we’ve beaten nature–she can help us remember how vulnerable we are. Like Bil Lepp’s book about the King of little things.. Now I’m itching!
Susanna Holstein says
This was an interesting read. I have wondered how people dealt with them. Given the way we all travel these days, it’s no wonder so many people are having the same problem. Thanks, Diane! At least I now know it’s not an impossible problem to fix, should we ever get any hitchhikers here.
Liat Faver says
Never had the dreaded bedbugs, but we’ve had flea infestations that were miserable. Like you said, you turn out the lights at bedtime and wait to feel them crawling. Ugh! With fleas, you must go through the extermination efforts several times —every two weeks for a few rounds. They lay eggs that are impervious to pesticides. So when they hatch, you have to get them before they lay eggs! Ugh, a horrible process for sure!
Whoa! I did not know fleas were such a pain as well. The things we’re all suffering, mostly in silence:/
Earlier this year I was in a carful of ladies on our way to a book club meeting and somehow the subject came up. I shared my experience. Another gal confessed hers. And she knew of two other ladies who experienced “bluebirds” in their home. So they’re out there, it’s just, no one is talking about them.
Oh, and also, when I went to my local Southern States store to purchase diatomaceous earth, they were sold out of it. I thought to myself then, we’re not the only infested house here in Morgantown. I also thought, thank God for Amazon Prime!
Eadie Camp says
THANK YOU for sharing that! It was a great teaching article. Do not feel bad; anyone can get them. It’s good to know what to do if we do. Thank you for sharing all your research; you’ve made it easy for me to know what to do should it ever happen to me.
You’re so welcome, Eadie!! This is my aim, to share my experiences in order to save others time, money, or heartache! xoxoxo
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